How to Contact

Call for appoitment: 666 666 535

How to schedule appoitments in person

Step 1: start a small fire in a forest clearing

Step 2: write up the name of 'client', their fears/insecurities and their most frequented location

Step 3: chantings fucking stupid, just let the fire burn and have a pic of my face below and toss it in

Step 4: I'll get around to it at some point after my own shit